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wouv:

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hyyerrus:

this just gave me life

Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.

everyonesfavoritesecondchoice:

over 718k people. why can’t we pair up? just because you think you’re unattractive doesn’t mean we think so too

anticriest:

omg

inhaleefrequently:

bagleopard:
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
I laugh at this post every time

mormondad:

why the mcflurry spoon look like that

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:
iamswagg007:
kgrossniklaus:
gentlemanbones:
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students.
Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst
Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.
i can’t believe those weren’t puns